Mouthpiece

No, but don’t use the fact that you lost a husband as the basis for being able to talk about, while preventing people from responding. Let Matt Lauer make the point. Let Bill Clinton make the point. Don’t put up someone I am not allowed to respond to without questioning the authenticity of their grief. – Ann Coulter, The Today Show, June 6, 2006


I can’t go on the Today Show
‘Cause I’m not a spokesperson. So,
I’ll hire a drama queen
Like Coulter the Mean;
Just like Bush hired Tony Snow.

I can’t go on the Today Show
‘Cause I actually know what I know.
If you put up authentic
Against hallucinogenic
The addled eventually blow.

What to do? Well, just go with the flow,
And – yes – watch her rake in the dough
Until, stuck in her sewer,
Losing viewer after viewer,
She won’t go on the Today Show.