That was then, this evil is now

Well, there’s Hitler, Hirohito, Karl Marx,
Mussolini, Mao Zedong, (Rosa Parks):
All once claimed as the devil,
But let’s be on the level –
Bush is the one jumping sharks.

The Apology of Senator Stevens

I am old, so I’ll grasp any straw;
Sometimes things – well, they stick in my craw.
I don’t get these young boobs
And their Internet tubes,
But I do know how to hold up good law.