Revelation, Supersized

Your apocalyptic vision is blind.
You’re the true scourge of mankind,
Not the beast, as you think.
We’ll come back from the brink.
Until then, you can kiss my Left Behind.

True, That

First, I accomplished my mission.
Then, I accomplished rendition.
Then I spied on you all,
Got re-elected in the fall;
But the best thing I did? That was fishin’.