Unjustice Justified!

Why tell our friends ‘bout rendition?
Why wait for a FISA decision?
Yes, lies are a cancer,
But if you’re sure of the answer,
Then why should you ask for permission?

Twistin' the Night Away

You’re protected, ‘cause on you we spy;
We don’t torture – just don’t ask us why.
It’s not Machiavellian,
More like Orwellian;
It’s true that we say we don’t lie.

Evolutionary Progress

So a judge emerged from the brine;
Grew lungs, a brain and a spine.
He got him some schooling,
And issued his ruling –
Rejecting intelligent design.

What's a Little Fourth Amendment Between Friends?

Citizens, you’ve nothing to fear.
The President’s position is clear.
To keep the bad guys there,
Therefore, out of your hair,
We’ve got to be spying on you here.

What Little Bush Knows He Learned in College

Let’s hope we're not stuck for eternity
With thoughts of neocon paternity
Like: The Constitution we’ll flaunt,
And spy on whomever we want.
Dubya, this is NOT your fraternity.